But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I want to have your abortion
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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