What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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