It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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