The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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