dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Will exercising make me less horny?
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