whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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