the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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