my mouth tastes like poor choices
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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