whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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