Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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