is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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