I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
