i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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