i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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