Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize