I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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