Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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