im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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