windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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