ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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