Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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