And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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