we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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