Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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