Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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