She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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