i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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