Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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