well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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