Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
