evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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