Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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