The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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