It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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