Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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