Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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