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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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