Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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