She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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