My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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