My hand turned me down
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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