I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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