Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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