K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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