but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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