Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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