Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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