problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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