So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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