Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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