we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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