that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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