Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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