Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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