so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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