is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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