i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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