Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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