Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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