you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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