garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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