They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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